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Silvia Fermier: hi

Bert Brussen: Yes?

 

you there?

BB: Yes? What is it?

 

hi

BB: HI!

 

ok thank you but I find you very nice but told me that you search beautiful here?

BB: Definitely. The more beauty the better. I mean: fuck brains, boobies!

 

ah ok but I have a little problem at the on facebook connection is slow but you have a skype?

BB: no I only have facebook and fax.

 

ok but you can create a Skype account as I have a serious problem on facebook

BB: nononono I have a serious problem with my Skype connection. I also love my fax machine. Or telex. You have telex?

 

www.skype.com

BB: Youre gonna show me your tits? You might as well xerox them and fax them to me? Just as simple!

 

www.skype.com

BB: Yes I know Skype. I remember, back in those days when we stormed the beaches of Normandy, we said to each other, we said: ‘Goddamn we should have something like Skype to tell sergeant Horvath Dog Green exit is still not open, you know!’
But, you know how D-Day ended: it was Tom Hanks all over again. They should have left dat faggot on that island he stranded on with that Wilson-volleyball if you ask me.

 

ok you created a skype or not?

BB: No I was just typing my memoires on a Remmingon. Got that one from J. Edgar Hoover himself when he celebrated me with my 66th. Long time ago already ya know.

 

ok then more

BB: Anyway, what exactly is your major problem you would like to share so desperatley with me? Is it something I need my weelchair for again? I mean, the last time I did that the whole world did see that one coming, ya know. Stupid bitch had told everything but me that the wheels were square as a dyke in an church.

 

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