From the Spooky Empire convention Q&A, October 2010
[Audience member] This is a dare, but boxers or briefs?
“Uh…[crowd laughs] I’m European - tights, tights! Is that - what…boxers? Briefs, then! Boxers - no no no! Briefs. Briefs. I’m European. I wear these way-tight pants so I have to have something to hold it in, thanks. I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I don’t wear anything.”
[Other audience member:] I thought Norwegians
(she meant ‘Danes’) didn’t wear anything!
“No, we don’t. I was talking backstage and I was like, ‘I’m just gonna go out there half naked.’ But not half naked [gestures to his chest] - half naked [gestures to his pants]. And that’s not the douchebag way of being half naked. That’s like an asshole way of being half naked. An asshole is a good thing to be.”